sadly, no

Dec 23

damn, break is boring.

Dec 22

Brunch

majidejomama:

breakfast and lunch.

so thats what its called.

AHA!

 SHINSENGUMI BRUNCH

austinalliteration:

I literally cried out, “NO MY BABY J’RICK”

 I hate Oregon Trail with a passion.

Dec 21

“Your wisdom teeth are coming out straight so I don’t see a need to take them out.” —

My faggotass Dentist. (via austinalliteration)

AT LEAST HE AIN’T CHEATING YOU OUTTA MONEY, LIKE MOST DENTISTS

Dec 20

i wish horoscopes were true…

czheng:

then i would know what to expect in life

 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

ok

America should…

andrewhongkong:

Abolish the IRS, CFR, NAFTA, and Federal Reserve.

Restore the Gold Standard.

Secede from UN.

Tighten Border Security.

Restore industrialization in America and bring jobs back to the people.

Embark on a project to have 200 Nuclear Power plants built across the nation, and convert our energy transfer grid to Tesla Coils.

Remove all Blue Laws restricting trade on alcohol, and reduce the legal drinking age to 18.

Legalize drugs, to prevent low quality drugs from being sold to minors, and to end needless deaths of innocent bystanders in the drug war crossfire.

Increase restrictions on driving laws, establishing a system more similar to the German Autoban.

Abolish Income taxes in favor of a Fair Tax.

Abolish gun control laws, and advise that all households be in possession of at least 1 assault rifle.

Remove government from medical industry.

Amend Constitution to prevent Trade Unions from writing into law restrictions preventing trade outside of their jurisdiction.

Write into law English be the official language of the United States.

Mandate that Public Schools shall only teach academics, and any teacher caught in the act of indoctrinating students with political, social, or philosophical ideology be stripped of their license, banning them for ever teaching again in the public educational system, and fined upwards of $500,000.

Government shall make no laws regulating abortion. It shall be left up to individual doctors and insurance companies to decide if the will or won’t preform or cover abortions.

Abolish Property Tax.

Embark on modernization and industrialization projects of the Rural areas of America, the plan being that every city in the Union shall be a metropolis by the year 2060.

Begin funding a project for space colonization, and the colonization of the Moon and Mars.

Restore Death Penalty, categorizing Murder(except in case of vengeance for murder/rape committed by the murdered party, provided proof can be presented justifying the action), and Rape as crimes punishable by death.

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This is beautiful, but I doubt any of the listed above would ever happen. :<

Abolish the IRS, CFR, NAFTA, and Federal Reserve.

They own America, sorry, even number one will never happen.

Dec 19

WTF, CHINESE PEOPLES CRAZY

(via austinalliteration)

LOL

LOL DANNY

In many parts of the world, 18 is the age minimum for purchasing tobacco and alcoholic beverages. It is also the voting age in many countries. During the Vietnam War, Americans could be drafted at an age as low as 18, but were not allowed to vote in most states until they were 21. A movement spread to lower the voting age, and in 1971, the Twenty-sixth Amendment extended a guarantee of suffrage to anyone 18 years or older in all states. The voting age was lowered from 21 to 18 in the U.K. and many other nations around that time.

• Eighteen is also the age in many countries at which a person may appear in a pornographic video and in some countries express legal consent to sexual relations with another.^{[citation needed]}
• In addition, eighteen-year-olds in the United States have the right to bear arms, own property, marry without parental consent (in almost all states), get an abortion, donate their bodies to science, and serve on a jury.
• In the United Kingdom, eighteen-year-olds can purchase tobacco, alcohol and pornography, go to war, vote, and model for pornography; (but the age of consent is 16).
• In most European countries 18 is the legal driving age without a parent present.
• In many countries 18 is the age of majority.
• In many states the age at which one can obtain a learner’s permit without parental consent.
• Minimum age at which one can be admitted to rent or buy an MPAA-rated NC-17 movie. This is also the age at which one can see an NC-17 rated movie.^{[citation needed]}
• Minimum age at which one can rent or buy an ESRB-rated AO game.
• Minimum age at which one can buy tickets to an 18A rated film in Canada without being accompanied by an adult. Ratings in Canada are provincial, so they may vary. A film can be 18A in some provinces and 14A in other provinces. A film can also be 18A in some provinces and R in other provinces. 18 is also the minimum age at which one can view, rent, or buy an R or an A rated movie.
• Minimum age at which one can buy, rent, view, or buy tickets to an 18+ rated movie in the Canadian province of Quebec.
• Minimum age at which one can get a full driver’s license in many U.S states and Canadian provinces.
• Minimum age to drive a car in many countries in the world.

See also: 18 certificate, Coming of age

• In the United States, it is the minimum age at which one may get a body piercing without a parent present.
• In the United States, it is the minimum age at which one may get a tattoo without parental consent.
• It is the legal age at which one may gamble in some states in the United States.

Dec 18

Moses Hyung.

austinalliteration:

Happy motherfucking birthday

You are a pedophile.

DAVINCI OF PHALLUSES, I BID YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY